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Haven't you ever seen my T-shirt? You se, your crazy friend never heard of (looks to camera) the food chain. It's still good. I respect your moral objection. Hot dogs? The following cars have been broken into. It all starts here in the high-density feedline. I read about you in history class. A certain—agitator—for privacy's sake let's call her "Lisa S." No, that's too obvious. HOMER Pfft. MCLLURE She drives into the barbecue, pushing it away. Homer chuckles. "The Simpsons" Lisa the Vegetarian (TV Episode 1995) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. They're just a bunch of hilarious stuff, you know, like people getting hurt and stuff. BART (highly distorted) Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. It's still good, it's still good! RALPH MARGE HOMER And only thrice the fat of a normal hot dog. yes you are, you are, I just love you! Are we there yet? Shut up! (pushing away her plate) I can't eat this. Go to your room! Okay, everybody. Lisa appears, looking furious and riding a lawnmower. Being vegetarian is slightly less of a big deal in modern America than it was back in 1995, though her parents' conservative attitude still leave room for the plot to occur. Act Two. It's just a little airborne. Down the street, Homer is searching for her. The music stops. Congratulations, Homer. She walks away and looks up at a bilboard showing a female doctor next to the legend, "Don't eat beef." Lisa! Whenever we're in Springfield, we like to hang out in Apu's garden in the shade. Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Paul Mccartney's "Maybe I'm Amazed" plays over the closing credits. Homer smacks it aside. MARGE Give it up, dad. LISA Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? All right, Lisa. Sure you were, Apu. HOMER I can't eat this. Looking for me? JIMMY No! You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly. Whoa, Barney! You just asked a mouthful. BART, HOMER, MARGE HOMER Lisa, no! My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it. Linda McCartney emerges from a bush. P.A. MCCLURE You don't win friends with salad! HOMER FLANDERS system. Sighs. MISS HOOVER A silhouette of a human is surrounded by silhouettes of various creatures (including monkeys, alligators and snails) with arrows point from them to the human. You don't win friends with salad! Values Dissonance: "Lisa The Vegetarian" revolves around Lisa's family trying to dissuade her from being vegetarian. “Lisa the Vegetarian” won an Environmental Media Award and a Genesis Award, for its treatment, respectively, of environmental issues and and animal rights. The family are eating breakfast. I think it's wrong. Heh-heh-heh. Oh, you are so cute. now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to my room. Ew! Dad, those all come from the same animal. The film's titles appear: "The Meat Council Presents: 'Meat and You: Partners in Freedom'. Wow, a secret staircase. She leaves the Kwik-E-Mart. I dunno. (holding up his lamb chop) This one's spent two hours in the broiler. RALPH THE END. Wiggum sits at a bench, bloated and short of breath. If I went to a barbecue and there was no meat, I would say, "Yo, goober! I can't believe I used to go out with you. Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa... would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? LISA You don't eat cheese, Apu? APU We're going to Storytown Village, Grampa. I understand, honey. Hey, Flanders. I read about you in history class. I am out of here! Lisa recognizes the connection between the animal she’d seen earlier in the day and what was now on her plate. : 15-Oct-95 Capsule revision E, 22-Feb-97. Whoah, whoah, whoah, slow down Jimmy. Bart jumps onto the first seat of a tiny red train—the children directly behind him are half his size. Rump roast? LISA Can I have a new one? D'oh! Uh, miss Hoover? A large painted sign reads, "Flanders Family Reunion, B.B.Q." Go back to Russia! (narrows eyes) After I painted those cool stripes all over your car. Are we there yet? Hey, a toast to the host who can boast the most roast! Lisa gets up and leaves the house by the front door. So, Ned, you're having a family reunion and you didn't invite me? Here you GO! HOMER MCCLURE What about bacon? BART Lisa Simpson goes to a petting zoo and falls in love with a cute baby lamb. Hahaha. Storyline. There! Back then I was known as the fifth Beatle. This week we set off the Independent Thought Alarm with Jackie Johnson (@jackie_michele, Quick and Funny Musicals, Punk Rock Barbie) as we go deep on “Lisa The Vegetarian.” We discuss being a vegan in Dallas, Sir Paul’s eyes, MYTH! HOMER I thought you loved me. Bart, Lisa and Homer groan loudly. LISA All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. Bart visits a ride called "Tottertown Trolley". I know. Lisa imagines a live chicken, out of which falls a cooked breast onto a plate. The pig de resistance! In the interests of creating an open dialogue, sit silently and watch this film. This is "lamb," not "a lamb." Attention: this is Mother Goose. The car pulls into the park, where the sign reads "Storytown Village: Fun for Ages 1 to 7 1/2." I can't eat a poor little lamb. Skinner is addressing the students. Ahh. Slow down, Jimmy. F.D. Eat the can! But it was a 150 degrees in the car. JANEY He leads her over to a fridge marked "non-alcoholic beer." However, the total 180-degree turn by Lisa's new friends at the end was a bit unsettling; much like "Lisa the Vegetarian" in which an otherwise perfect show was marred by a hurried cop-out ending. They walk down the street. I know it is not easy to be a vegetarian, Lisa. I have to agree that everything certainly- Huh? LINDA MCCARTNEY Okay, Lisa. I can't eat this. Introduction: Welcome to Pushing the Limits, the show that helps you reach your full potential, with your host, Lisa Tamati.Brought to you by lisatamati.com.. Lisa Tamati: Hi, everyone, and welcome back to Pushing the Limits this week.Coming up, I have a very good interview with Neil Wagstaff, who has been on the show regularly, my business partner at Running Hot Coaching. Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am. You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage. APU Cheese? RALPH She surreptitiously moves a hand under her desk, where there is a red button with a sign that reads, "Independent Thought Alarm." JIMMY (limboing) La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la. McCartney walks into shot, holding a trowel. Good morning, class. Bart, however, places his hands on it for some support while it races through the track, uprooting artificial trees. HOMER See? Where's the meat?". BART What's wrong, Lisa? I don't think I can dissect an animal. LISA Lisa walks off. Bart and Lisa are watching The Itchy and Scratchy Show back at home, an episode entitled "In Espohagus Now." Show Spoilers . The students are over-stimulated. I was a Grade A moron to ever question eating meat. Yes indeed I do think that. I'm never ever apologizing, because I was standing up for a just cause, and you were wrong, wrong, wrong! If I went to a barbecue and there was no meat, I would say, "Yo Goober! Mom! Too. LISA A 2015 article for Slate provides this piece—and others—of background information to the episode, while also exploring its significance in the history of television and for the wider culture. LISA I never realized before, but some Itchy and Scratchy cartoons... send the message that violence against animals is funny. HOMER It's the moment you've all been waiting for. Oh, you are so cute! It's just a little dirty. This is strictly a Flanders affair. Together, Homer and Lisa demonstrate the difficulty of change—both in oneself and in relation to society at large—and the value of tolerance and co-existence, even in close quarters with those whose beliefs might seem at odds with your own. I didn't mean to take sides, I just got caught up in the rhythm. Just ask this Scientician. First, pin them down so they don't fly up and hit you in the eye. (standing up) Say what? Yes, you are. These are the best ever. I'm curious as to how meat gets from the ranch to my stomach. Lisa, get ahold of yourself. In fact, this was reportedly a condition put in place by the episode’s guest stars, Paul and Linda McCartney, before they agreed to appear in it. It's still good. Come on, I'll give you a piggyback ride. Lisa pets the smallest lamb while it appears to eat from her hand. PAUL They see the second: smaller, cuter, and wearing a tiny cowbell around its neck. No Ralph, there aren't any more. Cut to Skinner's office, where a red lightbulb flashes and a brief noise is heard. Wow, Mr McClure. You know, it's never come up. Thanks for inviting me to your barbecue. Hey, Homer. The whole world wants me to eat meat! Er. Lisa walks upstairs to her room and places a pillow over her head. Still, a great episode overall. Wow, Mr. McClure! Nothing beats a stroll in cattle country. I learned long ago, Lisa, to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. You know, you can influence people without badgering them always. The train comes to a halt when it passes underneath the legs of a wooden lumberjack, whose crotch is met by Bart's face. Homer looks through a pair of binoculars to try to locate the pig. No I don't eat any food that comes from an animal. Asked to appear in the episode, McCartney, a well-known vegetarian, agreed, on one condition: that Lisa's vegetarianism wouldn’t be a one-off gag. troy McClure walks onscreen dressed as a cowboy. It's bad enough they're all eating meat. Eating meat is ba-a-a-ad. Um, excuse me: isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it? LISA The shot widens and we see that he has been waking on top of a packed enclosure of cows. She inserts a coin and twists its release—causing the entire contents the spill out and cover Maggie in pellets. You don't win friends with salad! LISA Lisa the Vegetarian is a featured article; it (or a previous version of it) has been identified as one of the best articles produced by the Wikipedia community.Even so, if you can update or improve it, please do so. She's leaving home? I respect your moral objection. I can't believe you didn't invite me, after I painted those cool stripes all over your car. Possibly the meatloaf. PAUL But where's your wife, Linda? On a metallic lever, the house is tilted upwards and back barely a foot. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about. I don't know exactly what went wrong, but I know it's always my fault. The other kids on the ride cheer loudly. The guests mumber uncomprehendingly. LUNCHLADY DORIS She imagines parts of these all coming together in the middle to form a hot dog: the rat's tail, the raccoon's feet, the boot's tongue, and the pigeon's head. (holding a plate of tripe When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University! LISA I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu dogs. Come on, Jimmy. BART AND HOMER Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack. Out of the way, you. You don't win friends with salad! HOMER At the end of the building, a conveyor belt carries out cuts of meat, which all drop into the back of a truck labelled, "Meat for You." LISA HOMER Well I'm sorry, but it was a hundred and fifty degrees in the car. A series of short clips. She moans with disgust and sits up. It travels quickly away. APU HOMER Ah it was good, but not great. 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