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Just because I love it, I am posting this again: Randy Feltface on Hemingway It is a three and a half minute crash course on Hemingway's life told by a foul mouthed purple puppet. Like Prince, another diminutive star who looked good in purple, “Randy”– the titular star of the riotous new show Randy Writes A Novel— usually goes only by his first name (A tad of research will reveal that his full name is actually “Randy Feltface”!). He came home to prepare, she stayed there and ditched him for an Italian soldier, which initiated a life long pattern of him rejecting women before they had a chance to reject him. He came home to pwepawe, she stayed thewe and ditched him fow an Itawian sowdiew, which initiated a wife wong pattewn of him wejecting women befowe they had a chance to weject him. I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child. Moved to Kansas City, had anothew kid, his dad committed suicide, he shot a wot of beaws fow some weason. Moved to Toronto, had a kid, moved back to Paris, published a couple of books. With Heath McIvor. Back to top. EDIT: Wow, my first award! Feltface recounted each of Hemingway’s trials and tribulations, each of which served to cement the writer’s legacy as a tortured legend. Hemingway (finally) died on July 2, 1961 from a self-inflicted gunshot wound, though even his actual death was shrouded in mystery. WHAT A GUY!. Directed by Anthony Warrington. Born in Chicago in 1899, son of a physician and a musician, reasonably uneventful childhood, decided to study Journalism. #darksiders #azrael #our favorite librarian #the life of ernest hemingway #randy feltface #shitpost. I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. Average: 5 (2 votes) Navigation. Works now! Got fat, pubwished a coupwe mowe books, went back to Afwica to shoot some mowe wiwd animaws, and bawewy suwvived two sepawate pwane cwashes in the space of 24 houws, winding up with a fwactuwed skuww, intewnaw bweeding, cwacked spine, wuptuwed wivew, fiwst degwee buwns, and a pawawyzed sphinctew muscwe kawma! randy writes a novel < > Most popular. Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. Got a job as a foweign cowwespondent, feww in wove with his woommates' sistew, mawwied hew and moved to Pawis. 66 notes. Got pneumonia, moved back to Cuba and spent most of his spare time on his boat TRACKING NAZI U-BOATS WITH A MACHINE GUN AND A PILE OF HAND GRENADES I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP! This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. Filter by post type. Won a Nobel Prize, had a file opened on him by J. Edgar Hoover, left a bunch of shit in a safe in Cuba and moved to Idaho, paranoid that the feds were following him WHICH THEY WERE BECAUSE HE SPENT MOST OF THE 1940S WORKING FOR THE KGB, AGAIN NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP! A beloved character with a hilarious reputation, Randy was originally created in 2003, the brainchild of comedian and puppeteer Heath McIvor. Randy reads excerpts from his new book, but not before going on lengthy tangents on veganism, artistic expression, Gumtree and so much more. Fell in love with a nurse, they decided to get married. Report Save. I’m talking about his amazing LIBRARY. Hemingway. Randy Feltface is one of the top comedians in Austrailia, and he is also a puppet. Replies (0) 1 0. Pubwished "Fow Whom the Beww Towws," sowd hawf a miwwion copies in a coupwe of months and got nominated fow a Puwitzew Pwize. Pubwished anothew book, moved to Cuba, SHOT HIMSEWF IN THE WEG WHIWST AIMING AT A SHAWK! Cheated on his wife, got divowced, mawwied the othew woman. Chat. He says he understands why Hemingway is considered one of the most influential writers of the 20th century, with a series of landmark works that earned him the Nobel Prize for Literature. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. 499 likes. Suffewed fwom hepatitis, nephwitis, hypewtension, hemochwomatosis, anemia and impotence, kawma. Had a car accident, had another kid, went to Africa to kill some wild animals and got dysentery karma! He’s just a purple puppet with ping pong-ball eyes, after all. Became the sewf appointed weadew of a band of viwwage Miwitia outside of Pawis and was subsequentwy bwought up on chawges fow contwavening the Geneva Convention, and GOT AWAY WITH IT WIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION! stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. Grid View List View. davidbaron-inspo. Link. Cheated on his wife, got divowced, mawwied the othew woman. Hemingway was a rogue and a great contributor to thinking and doing. They hung out with Gewtwude Stein. Merry Xmas and happy holidays. Randy Feltface, purple puppet, ping-pong-ball-eyed bon vivant, is at a two-week meditation retreat in country Victoria to "get into the zone" for his upcoming live shows. The Randy Feltface video on Hemingway is a hilarious yet true depiction of the madlad that was Hemingway. Bown in Chicago in 1899, son of a physician and a musician, weasonabwy uneventfuw chiwdhood, decided to study Jouwnawism. Moved to Kansas City, had another kid, his dad committed suicide, he shot a lot of bears for some reason. "I do this while a small Asian man throws rotten fruit at me. youtube. He stawted wwiting in eawnest, no pun intended. As a solo artist, Randy has starred in a series of one man shows, skewering modern culture and … 5. Cheated on his wife, got divorced, married the other woman. 2 were here. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Forums; Recent content; Announcements. My daughter (only 3 years old!) Reply. They hung out with Gertrude Stein. Feww in wove with a nuwse, they decided to get mawwied. Raw and in 3 minutes, it reminds us of who he was, recognised as a life well lived. With Randy Writes a Novel, however, that’s exactly what you get. Thank you /u/Kind_Humor_7569! Excerpt from Randy Became the self appointed leader of a band of village Militia outside of Paris and was subsequently brought up on charges for contravening the Geneva Convention, and GOT AWAY WITH IT LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION! His bug eyes and purple skin lead to a gully of laughs, but also quiet prods of thought; … Press J to jump to the feed. Video. Had a caw accident, had anothew kid, went to Afwica to kiww some wiwd animaws and got dysentewy kawma! They kicked it with Pabwo Picasso. ‎Randy Writes a Novel (2019) directed by Anthony Warrington • Reviews, film + cast • Letterboxd 5. 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